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mini-biography, huh?

i live in the middle of nowhere. a place where we find recreation in getting drunk and shooting things, teen pregnancy runs rampant and meth use is highest in the world per capita here. the vice president graduated from my high school, which really isn't saying much because, hell, they let ME have a diploma so i am sure they hand them out to anyone.

i am easily amused, i have a short attention span, i can never find my socks...which really doesn't matter anyway since i never wear shoes. i am Italian and i hate italian food. i think cellphones are a conspiracy, along with the news (in general), marriage, vehicles, computers, and American public schools.

i am highly competitive, but too lazy to compete. i am highly apathetic, openminded and eccentric. i can lump those three things together because the first two are almost the same thing and they both help make up the third.

i like cheeze-its, but not the generic kind, the real ones from Sunshine. i also like iced tea, no lemon, lots of sugar and only from a restaraunt. diet pepsi and beef jerky are not for snacktime, they are my main food staple.

i have very expensive tastes, but i am anything but high maintenance. i am happy living in a dirt shack, as long as i have a good internet connection. i am self employed doing nothing all day. the hours are good but my boss is a little strange.

i like the smell of patchoulli, lavander, lilacs and leather horse tack (saddles, etc). i am very tactile. i like art. i have a penchant for good strippers as i love dancing girls. i was born in 1979, i am a scorpio, true to the generic crap said about them.

i like to eat at restaraunts, i love to cook, but never do for lack of people to cook for. i hate to drive, love to travel, hate snow, love snowboarding, love to write but don't read too well. i don't like TV, celebrities, politics, math, camels, and when my foot itches after i put boots on.

i love to fly airplanes, ride horses, kickbox, shoot semi-automatic high capacity rifles, play poker, sleep, eat, and sit here online. i love anything as long as i am not alone, i can not handle being alone.

i am a recovering addict wich is really an oxymoron because once a junkie always a junkie, there's just a point when we stop either from death or 'recovery' and i am proud to say i'm clean today and still alive.

now, if you are still with me at this point, i hope you took notes, there will be a quiz later. oh, and remember - all opinions, likes and dislikes are subject to change according to mood, time of month, and/or hour of the day. never take me seriously...i never do.

don't cry, it's only a game!

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